9.07.2008

Sunday Musings

I fancy that when I am an old albeit tall gray lady, I will have time to compile weekend musings and relate them to my reluctant grandchildren. In preperation for that time, I strung a few together here, for practice:

1. Have you ever noticed how pigeons make sex noises when they are roosting together? When you walk pass all you hear is "Unhh, unhhh, uhnhh", all low like maybe their parents are in the next room and they don't want to get caught.

2. In keeping with a bird theme, why do owls always look pissed? Wise, but pissed. Like Hillary Clinton:















3. I saw a boy of about 7 walking on the subway platform w/ his mom in that spazzy way 7 year old boys walk, like he is listening to his own private scat session. He pointed at a gray haired woman to his right and yelled "Hi OLD LADY!!!!" and then cracked up as his red faced mom dragged him away. It was hillarious and awful. Like Tyra Banks.

4. A lizard no less than 9 inches from nose to tail walked right in our front door the other night (no, not a sex euphemism- a real lizard). My husband did as most modern males would in this situation- he lept up like an outraged old woman at bingo and shusshed the lizard back out by gesturing towards it with a couch pillow. Him Tarzan. Me Unimpressed.
Thats all the musings we have for today, folks. Have a lovely Sunday.

6 comments:

Optimus Primate said...

***Who will be the first person to leave a comment on my new cuter blogspot???HMMMM?????***

That would be me! Unless someone beat me to it.

Mo said...

Am I the first to leave a comment? Did I win the grand prize!? Oh please oh please oh please let it be a futon mattress! (crosses fingers)

The Fitzlosopher: said...

Mo, Dennis beat you to it, but lucky for you, the futon is second prize! Lucky!

Ashley said...

fackin' captcha. you give dennis grief about his captcha and then you have one on yer blog.

Anne said...

I am so glad you did this - set up this bog - so I can comment on your wonderful muses. I am Ashley's mom, but shall be know here as Anne. Maybe I won't embarass her that way.

The Fitzlosopher: said...

To Anne- Hooray!! I was so flattered when Ash told me you read my scribblings! :)

To Ash- I know, I know, I am a hypocrite, but stupid blog spot got me all worried about getting spammed....Dennis, feel free to stone me by the wall of the citadel for my raging hypocrisy.