2.17.2009

The new man in my life...

Meet George. At first, he took some getting used to. You see, I've had the same man in my bed for many years now, and getting used to George's....well....bulk... took some time. And now- well now I can't go to bed without him. At first Gavin was jealous- but the other night, I came to bed only to find him sound asleep, spooning George in a loving embrace. While it was disturbing, I am all for harmony in the home, and Gavin has been very nice about sharing our bed with a third. George relaxes me, and puts me into positions I've never experienced before. In short, even though it's only the beginning of the relationship, I think I'm gonna have to keep sleeping with him. For about another 3 1/2 months anyway. Here's a pic of him:





And so you get an idea of his size, and how I sleep with him, here's a pic of him with his ex:

Looks like she was preggo too. Some guys are just into that, I guess.

7 comments:

C. said...

OMG!!! Do I need to start seeing George too?! Does he have a brother at least? - Just last night I was close to tears not being able to find ANY position that did not cause extreme grief . Please do give me the 411. I beg you.

C. said...

P.S. George's ex looks eerily like you....

The Fitzlosopher: said...

I reccommend a George- I am a total back sleeper (which as you know is verboten) and could NOT get used to side sleeping. The little side thingys sort of cradle your belly, and you are propped up on the other side so you are less likely to roll over. It took me a few nights to get used to him, but most pregnant chicks I've spoken to went the body pillow way at some point. the only shitty thing is they can be a little pricey- my SIL gave me hers for free. I wish I was getting paid to sleep in commericals like George's ex...

Ashley said...

Love it. And yes; C. YOU NEED ONE. The last few months are a total bitch on your back and hips while you try to sleep.

C. said...

Update: I totally got a body pillow today from Sears. (That's right, Sears - but it was only $9.99!!) It's not the fancy George U shape, just the big giant rectangle but I have some high hopes for tonight. It's either this works or I'll have to start drinking. I don't want to but if I have to....

The Fitzlosopher: said...

ah, yes, I see you have met Lars, George's cousin. I have heard good things about him as well.

lizbeth said...

i am not pregnant nor plan to be anytime soon, BUT, i think i need a George just for spice. Jordan and George: they'll do just fine.